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{"type":"standard","title":"The Ikettes","displaytitle":"The Ikettes","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2412094","titles":{"canonical":"The_Ikettes","normalized":"The Ikettes","display":"The Ikettes"},"pageid":11885353,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Ikettes1.jpeg","width":314,"height":301},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Ikettes1.jpeg","width":314,"height":301},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1278008884","tid":"7f6c167e-f567-11ef-96d5-ae9e4540f344","timestamp":"2025-02-28T00:03:54Z","description":"American backing vocalists for the Ike & Tina Turner Revue","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ikettes","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ikettes?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ikettes?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Ikettes"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ikettes","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Ikettes","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ikettes?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Ikettes"}},"extract":"The Ikettes, originally The Artettes, were a trio of female backing vocalists for the Ike & Tina Turner Revue. Despite their origins, the Ikettes became successful artists in their own right. In the 1960s they had hits such as \"I'm Blue \" and \"Peaches 'N' Cream\". In 2017, Billboard ranked \"I'm Blue \" No. 63 on its list of 100 Greatest Girl Group Songs of All Time.","extract_html":"
The Ikettes, originally The Artettes, were a trio of female backing vocalists for the Ike & Tina Turner Revue. Despite their origins, the Ikettes became successful artists in their own right. In the 1960s they had hits such as \"I'm Blue \" and \"Peaches 'N' Cream\". In 2017, Billboard ranked \"I'm Blue \" No. 63 on its list of 100 Greatest Girl Group Songs of All Time.
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{"fact":"Cats have \"nine lives\" thanks to a flexible spine and powerful leg and back muscles","length":83}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Clara Birnberg","displaytitle":"Clara Birnberg","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1095325","titles":{"canonical":"Clara_Birnberg","normalized":"Clara Birnberg","display":"Clara Birnberg"},"pageid":1268728,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Clare_Winsten_by_Isaac_Rosenberg.jpg","width":260,"height":313},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Clare_Winsten_by_Isaac_Rosenberg.jpg","width":260,"height":313},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1256023525","tid":"df397ad9-9d4a-11ef-895c-e19ae243ddc3","timestamp":"2024-11-07T20:57:17Z","description":"British artist","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clara_Birnberg","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clara_Birnberg?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clara_Birnberg?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Clara_Birnberg"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clara_Birnberg","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Clara_Birnberg","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clara_Birnberg?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Clara_Birnberg"}},"extract":"Clara Birnberg was a British artist, illustrator, portraitist and sculptor. After her marriage to the artist Stephen Weinstein, they changed their surname to Winsten and both became Quaker humanists.","extract_html":"
Clara Birnberg was a British artist, illustrator, portraitist and sculptor. After her marriage to the artist Stephen Weinstein, they changed their surname to Winsten and both became Quaker humanists.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Ireng River","displaytitle":"Ireng River","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5395210","titles":{"canonical":"Ireng_River","normalized":"Ireng River","display":"Ireng River"},"pageid":3687699,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/26/Orinduik_Falls_Sept_2007.JPG/330px-Orinduik_Falls_Sept_2007.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/26/Orinduik_Falls_Sept_2007.JPG","width":2272,"height":1704},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1224861122","tid":"0d71c3af-16f9-11ef-8fc7-109b5680d207","timestamp":"2024-05-20T22:34:00Z","description":"River in Brazil and Guyana","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":3.55,"lon":-59.85},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ireng_River","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ireng_River?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ireng_River?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ireng_River"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ireng_River","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ireng_River","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ireng_River?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ireng_River"}},"extract":"The Ireng River forms part of Guyana's western border with Brazil. It flows through the valleys of the Pakaraima Mountains for most of its length. It is the only major river in Guyana which flows from North to South, up to its confluence into the Takutu River. It is one of the northernmost tributaries of the Amazon River system.","extract_html":"
The Ireng River forms part of Guyana's western border with Brazil. It flows through the valleys of the Pakaraima Mountains for most of its length. It is the on