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Sirdaryo is a district of Sirdaryo Region in Uzbekistan. The capital lies at the city Sirdaryo. It has an area of 550 km2 (210 sq mi) and its population is 130,100. The district consists of 2 cities, 4 urban-type settlements and 9 rural communities.
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The Adams County Courthouse is a government building in central Quincy, the county seat of Adams County, Illinois, United States. Built in 1950 after a tornado destroyed its predecessor, it is the fourth building to serve as a courthouse for Adams County.
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